my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.

2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.

3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?

4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	9865
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StoryMine Survival without donation Minecraft server

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

No Fap November Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	500
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Champion of Minecraft SMP: The TNT Explosions – They blow up the competition with their explosive skills!

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends in epic PvP matches, building the most outrageous structures, and embarking on quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Orihime has mysteriously ballooned up to twice her size! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind her sudden weight gain and maybe even help her shed those extra pounds. But beware, there are rumors of a secret cake dungeon that may have something to do with it… So come join us for a hilariously fat-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Is he really THAT good? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but we won’t tell if you do).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	4770
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2