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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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