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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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