Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Runes Activated: 8
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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