| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 68 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 243 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 807331 | Mines Excavated: | 4215 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 3239 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
