| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5442 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1301 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 1927 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6672 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Animals Bred: | 46 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8959 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 398 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
