Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Magic Items Found: 7655
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Creepin’ Normalized

    Creepin’ Normalized
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

    So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 198
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ElectionFailsMC Server

    ElectionFailsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 536
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlazinBeirutCraft

    BlazinBeirutCraft
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 124 Gods Slained: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Jewtopia Minecraft Server

    Jewtopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5457 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

    Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

    But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

    CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Animals Bred: 179
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

    Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

    NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

    HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

    HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.hexsmp.com

    What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

    • Chat Games
    • Stable Player Economy
    • Custom Leveling System
    • Custom Fishing
    • Quests & Skills
    • Furniture
    • Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
    • Teams
    • Cosmetics & Skins
    • PvP & Dungeons
    • Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Why HexSMP over another SMP?

    HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

    Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

    Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

    How to Join

    Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

    Our Links:

    Feel free to ask any questions below!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5183 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Zombie Dances: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Noob-Free Minecraft Server

    Noob-Free Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

    The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

    Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

    But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

    SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild
    Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FoodieNightmares

    FoodieNightmares
    Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3498 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

    SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

    imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

    join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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