Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Mines Excavated: 2530 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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