Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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