Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dimension Hops: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Zombie Dances: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 115 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4617 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 383 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Potions Brewed: 190
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Farms Harvested: 157 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 39

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Towns Built: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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