Mom’s KitchenCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	608112
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5516
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GratefulCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0