MistakeNotMadeMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	371
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7532
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1047	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Farms Harvested:	702	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crops Grown:	6103	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7129
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6952
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Buildings Constructed:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3