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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9659

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7412
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	476	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2727
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	134	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Dragon Eggs Found:	3274
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ores Mined:	2175	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5