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CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	943	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4442
Star Shards Collected:	261	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ManChildMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crops Grown:	9535
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	7595	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4