so, like, imagine this server where you can, like, see yourself in a mirror in minecraft. like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there. you can, like, check yourself out before you go into battle with those creepers and skeletons. plus, like, mirrors are just super cool, man. you can practice your dance moves and make sure your armor is on point. so, like, join this server and be the coolest monkey in the jungle, cause mirrors are where it’s at, man.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3342 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4295 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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