We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.
As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.
But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.
also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?
so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4874 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 110 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
