We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 145 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
