Minehammer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	7780	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	4396
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	1389
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4515	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	New Chunks Explored:	453374
Zombie Dances:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1279	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Votes:	5427
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	936571	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Towns Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16