MineCraftySlimming | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Pals Gone Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old sprites? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole gang of misunderstood sprites just waiting to cause chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a chance to hang out with sprites who have been kicked out of other servers for their wild antics. From prankster pixies to rebellious goblins, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn that farts rainbows and a talking creeper who tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the chaos of our misunderstood sprites. Just be prepared for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	3772
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BoomerCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring, clean houses in Minecraft? Come join our server where we embrace the chaos and filth of a house that hasn’t been cleaned in decades! We’ve got fridges full of mysterious brown substances just waiting to be discovered. Who needs modern cleanliness when you can have a house straight out of a horror movie? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MeowCraft: Where Cat Manga Reigns Supreme!

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Are you tired of boring old dog manga on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that cat manga is superior! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you build, mine, and explore in a world where cats rule the land. From epic cat battles to secret catnip gardens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why settle for dog manga when you can have the superior feline experience? Join us meow and see what all the purr-aise is about!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3273
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hype Slayer’s Minecraft Madness

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Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft was all the rage and everyone was building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, we found the secret to bringing back that hype and it’s all on our server!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper Unicorn, whose explosions are filled with glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rediscover the hype of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Farms Harvested:	422
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7251	Magic Items Found:	2357

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCraft: Because they keep getting lost in our epic PvP battles!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Iran and Israel are locked in an epic battle, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and witness the chaos as creepers explode like missiles and players build walls taller than the Great Wall of China to protect their bases.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from enemy attacks and plot your own strategies to take down your foes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So why won’t Iran attack Israel on our server? Because they’re too busy trying to survive in this crazy, action-packed world where anything can happen. Join now and see for yourself why this server is the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Meme Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Mahjong-themed paradise! Join us for epic battles and intense tile-matching action that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive Mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Compete against the best players in the world and show them who’s the ultimate block builder!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret booru filled with rare Mahjong memes and hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Mahjong-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Murderous Minecraft Mayhem: Where watching videos is just part of the fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where watching videos of horrible murders and torture is not only accepted, but encouraged! Need a break from building your pixelated castle? Just pop on a video of someone getting their toenails ripped off and feel the stress melt away.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers exclusive mini-games like “Torture Chamber Escape” and “Murder Mystery Madness” where you can put your survival skills to the test in the most gruesome ways possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sick sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7847	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sawyer’s Blocky Adventures: The Mispronounced Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and witness epic battles between J. Sawyer and Todd Howard as they fight over who gets to nuke Shady Sands first. Will the NCR survive? Will your game be deleted from Fallout canon? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else! So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosive drama like this? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixelated Sushi Land

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Do you love Japan? Do you dream of building your own pixelated sushi restaurant while fending off creepers dressed as sumo wrestlers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can explore a world filled with cherry blossom trees, majestic pagodas, and even ride on pixelated bullet trains. But beware, the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Godzilla who breathes fireballs made of wasabi! So come join us for a kawaii adventure like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while wearing a kimono and battle mobs with your trusty samurai sword. Sayonara, boring servers! It’s time to level up your Minecraft game with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mines Excavated:	1366
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Quarrelers: Where Building Bridges is Just as Hard as Breaking Them

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Are you tired of getting into heated arguments with your friends on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Instead of arguing, we encourage players to settle their differences with epic build battles and PvP duels. Who needs words when you can settle things with a good old-fashioned sword fight?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the ground is made of lava, the trees are made of diamonds, and the chickens ride pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of explode. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a hilariously chaotic time! Who knows, you might even make some new friends while you’re at it (or enemies, but hey, at least you’ll have fun)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic pixelated fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Vanguard Flametail, and 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing – because who wouldn’t want a specialist named Mr. Nothing on their team?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event where you can dress up your characters in the latest fashion trends?

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming content – 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian, and 5* Guard Akafuyu are just a taste of what’s to come.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	314
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

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Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Banter: Henya’s Escape Challenge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is trying to catch Henya! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and the chance to try and catch the elusive Henya. Legend has it that Henya is the fastest player on the server, always one step ahead of anyone trying to catch them. Will you be the one to finally catch Henya and claim the ultimate bragging rights? Join us now and find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6884	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.