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hannaSMP

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“How About a New Name Actually SMP”, or hannaSMP, is a whitelisted 1.20 vanilla survival server made for small streamers. If you want to start collaborating with other small streamers or even just need content to stream, then this is the place for you.

What do I need to join?We accept all Twitch streamers, no matter how big or small, as long as you agree to stream as much as you can while online on the SMP. We accept other streaming platforms too, but we don’t recommend streaming anywhere other than Twitch.We accept non-streamers too, but it’s greatly preferred that you stream, especially for trust reasons.Sign up to join the SMP here, we’ll follow up with you in Discord DMs in the future.If you’d like to talk to meet the SMP members before joining, head over to discord.gg/skedgy. It isn’t the main server for the SMP but it’s where most of us hang out.

Can I join on Bedrock?Not at the moment. Maybe in the future.

Extra InformationNormal difficultyNot crackedDiscord requiredImageFrame installedCasual play encouragedSome focus on lore, but you do not have to take part in it

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Superpower Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner superpower and conquer the virtual world! We would have been ruling the universe by now if those pesky Koreans didn’t start chimping out and ruining our plans. But fear not, join us and together we will rise to greatness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our admin has accidentally set the entire server on fire (oops)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to face the fluffy wrath of these vicious creatures and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of our resident TNT enthusiast). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ScamCraft: Where the only thing dying is your hopes of winning

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous lands filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and even a dragon that tells dad jokes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VtuberCraft – Where Dreams Begin!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice and share their virtual adventures!

Looking for a place to stream your virtual escapades? Twitch or YouTube? Well, we recommend against YouTube unless you want to risk angering the virtual gods!

Wondering if there’s an audience for your crazy stunts in-game? Of course there is! Just ask around and see if anyone would watch you ride a pig off a cliff while singing “Baby Shark”!

Need help editing your clips for maximum virtual impact? Try DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut if you’re feeling cheap, or go all out with Vegas Pro or Premiere if you’re ready to splurge on that virtual bling!

Got burning questions about Vtubing? Ask away! We promise to give you real feedback, even if it’s just a virtual pat on the back!

And hey, if you’re looking to take your Vtubing career to the next level, we’ve got open auditions with Brave, Hololive, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar!

So come join our Minecraft server, where the virtual adventures never end and the memes are as plentiful as the diamonds in the mines! See you in the virtual world, fellow Vtuber!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Balls: Minecraft Server – Where Your Sperm Count Matters /tv/!

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on the remains of an ancient civilization of block-shaped aliens. Explore hidden temples, uncover mysterious artifacts, and maybe even unlock the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see just how high your sperm count can go in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Zionists

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Well, look no further than our server! We’re so anti-Israel that we’re out here trying to arrest their leaders and shake things up in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have epic battles and drama instead? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Controversy: Mine & Meme Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a chainsaw to the boringness of regular servers!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite anime characters, and even participate in epic dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Chainsaw Man manga fans can’t resist joining. That’s right, we’ve got a secret underground society of Chainsaw Man enthusiasts who gather to discuss the latest chapters while battling it out in epic PvP matches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and madness on our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The best digging simulator Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Best Digger Simulator” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Struggling to find modern war buddies? Join our boring unmodded, open access, peace-loving server!

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Server Name	Collapse of Mankind
Server Location	United States
Server Address	in progress (need more players)
Version	1.12.2
Discord	https://discord.gg/UjFWkakVgg

Description

Collapse of Mankind is a modded modern war server where players form teams to compete for global dominance. Later, the server will transition to a factions-based setup where multiple teams can battle each other. Are you ready to lead your team to victory or will you be overthrown by your enemies? Join now and show your skills!

Server Guide

Follow the instructions in #how-to-join on Discord to get started on the server.

Tips

Focus on weaponry and fortifying your base. Tech is important but should be a side project. Follow your team leader’s instructions and be a team player.

Rules

Server rules include no racism, excessive swearing, disrespect, spam, or self-promotion. Check out the detailed Minecraft rule list here.

Basic Modlist

Modern warfare cubed (guns, armor)
HBM (Nukes, tech, bombs, missiles, doors, base items)
Flans (planes, tanks)
Immersive vehicles (helicopters, vehicles)
Security craft (cameras, chests, keycards)
Voip (voice chat)
ICBM (missiles)
Iron chests (storage)
Iron furnaces (smelting)
Mekanism (tech)

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Follow the instructions in #how-to-join on Discord to get started.

Can I play solo on the server?

While the focus is on team-based gameplay, solo players are welcome to join and participate.

Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Yes, please adhere to the server rules including no racism, excessive swearing, disrespect, spam, or self-promotion.

What mods are included in the server?

Some of the key mods in the server include Modern Warfare Cubed, HBM, Flans, Immersive Vehicles, Security Craft, Voip, ICBM, Iron Chests, Iron Furnaces, and Mekanism.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	304301	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3565	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineGenshin: Impact Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Iridescent Arataki Rockin’ for Life Tour de Force of Awesomeness? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things epic and outrageous!

Join us for the Windtrace: Seekers and Strategy event, where you can outsmart your opponents and claim victory in the most hilarious ways possible. And don’t miss out on the Fragmented Memories web event, where you’ll embark on a quest so wild, you’ll question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently home to characters like Wanderer, Baizhu, Layla, Faruzan, and Beidou – each with their own unique quirks and abilities. And don’t even get us started on the Tulaytullah’s Remembrance and Jadefall’s Splendor weapons banners – they’re so powerful, they’ll make you question why you ever settled for a plain old diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Redeem those codes, check in daily for insane rewards, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ShortyCraft: Where even the smallest players can rule the world!

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Are you tired of gooning for hours on end with no end in sight? Do you feel like your life is just a never-ending cycle of watching trans porn and feeling unfulfilled? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle forever!

On our server, you can build a virtual girlfriend who will never leave you or judge you for your gooning habits. You can take her on virtual dates and show her off to all your virtual friends. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a pixelated beauty by your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement. You can explore vast virtual worlds, battle fierce monsters, and even find love in the most unexpected places. Who knows, you might even find a real-life girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft and gooning.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle and join our Minecraft server today! Your virtual girlfriend is waiting for you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PirateCraft – Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft!

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PirateCraft - Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft! Minecraft Server

⚓ Connect: mc.piratemc.com

⚓ Website: https://www.piratemc.com

⚓ Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com

⚓ Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/

⚓ Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/

⚓ Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/

⚓ Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/

About us

PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We’re a 10 year old tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family.

Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that Never Resets!, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 5 years and continue where they left off!

The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.

Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Getting Started

There are no hurdles to get started, spawn is small, you just need to leave it in any direction to get started. You spawn a deckhand on a shipwreck just off the coast, where has your crew gone? Gather resources and build yourself a home to survive. Do you Build your own Empire or Join an existing one? Maybe you fight as cut-throat solo Pirate laying down your own rules!We have an in-depth getting started guide on our website: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/

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Features

☠ Moving ships, you can design and build your own ships then sail them, no mods needed! Battle, sink and steal Pirate ships, attach our working cannons too!https://piratemc.com/guides/ships/☠ Build and shoot cannons!https://piratemc.com/guides/cannons/☠ Vast Crew System https://piratemc.com/guides/crews/☠ Survival game play with GriefPrevention protection and siege turned on.https://piratemc.com/guides/claims/☠ Build custom working Portcullis gates for castles!https://piratemc.com/guides/portcullis/☠ Build working bridges for your castle moats!https://piratemc.com/guides/retractable-bridges/☠ Ranking system, to work your way up through the ranks unlocking bigger ships and perkshttps://piratemc.com/guides/ranks/☠ Custom brewing of your own grog! Custom brewing technique, age your grog in barrels!https://piratemc.com/guides/brewery/☠ Player marketplace to rent shops and sell/buy!https://piratemc.com/guides/shops-experience-storage/☠ No mods needed! Join now at mc.piratemc.com

Media

☠ Videos https://piratemc.com/videos/☠ Gallery https://piratemc.com/gallery/ (Needs a lot of photos added!)☠ Blog of competitions & Builds of the Month are listed on the homepage https://piratemc.com/

We look forward to meeting you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DUSTY SMP: Where mining for diamonds is just as difficult as getting a date! (18+)

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DUSTY Minecraft Server Overview

Details	Description
Season	Season 15 (Established in 2019)
Player Age Range	Between 20-40

Links

Server IP (Java & Bedrock): mc.dustyhub.net

Map: map.dustyhub.net

Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Website: dustyhub.net

Guidelines

No racist content
No leaving trees floating
No PvP without consent
No cheating/hacking/griefing

Features

Skills
Magic Mirror (teleportation item)
Teleport from lodestone to lodestone
In-game Voice Chat

If you join, make sure to read the board at spawn and check out the Shopping District once settled. Hope to see you there!

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zeitgeist Zapper

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Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of living in a world where Europeans have better lives than you? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Europeans are actually less than us! That’s right, on our server, Europeans are the underdogs and you get to reign supreme. Build your empire, conquer lands, and show those Europeans who’s boss in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Emeralds Found:	1359	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5