Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 4747
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Mom’s Blocky Adventures

    Mom’s Blocky Adventures
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

    Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…
    Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Farms Harvested: 582
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

    TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

    Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9262 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

    Creeper Cologne Catastrophe
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

    Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

    So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 New Chunks Explored: 241959
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

    Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5592 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 238

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

    Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

    Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

    Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blockheads Gone Wild

    Blockheads Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

    Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

    So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8065
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

    Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown
    Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

    And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

    But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

    So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9063 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

    Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

    FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

    Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

    Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Endermen’s Fashion Show

    The Endermen’s Fashion Show
    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

    White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
    Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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