MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

Assassination, Attack, Beirut, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, HezboOMG, international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, Top, violence, War

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Towns Built:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Animals Bred:	184	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Robots Eye Contact Fun

Artificial Intelligence, child development, cognitive development., Communication, Contact, developmental psychology, emotional responses, Empathy, Eye, eye contact, facial expressions, Fun, human interaction, human-like responses, human-robot interaction, INFANTS, machine learning, nonverbal communication, robotics, Robots, social cues, Social Skills, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Factions Reimagined

auction house, Bedrock Support, Boosters, Boss Battles, Custom Enchants, custom npcs, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Factions, Gui Shop, Hardcore Events, MCMMO, netherite, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server Events, StatTrackers, Survival, Towny

– ZERO Pay 2 Win! (LIFETIME GUARANTEE) No crates, no buying your way to the top with ranks, no purchasing in-game items. Everything is EARNED! – Custom Factions-Towny hybrid server, large cities and nations cooperating or competing – War mode with prep time and Discord integration! Notified on Discord when war is declared, giving time for you and your faction to prepare (no more getting offline’d!) – Premium Boss plugin, adventure into the world and fight new foes to unlock exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards depending on the difficulty of boss! – Custom GUI shop allowing the player to quickly buy or sell items using /shop (along with an auction house /ah!) – MYTHICAL SHOP in spawn with Custom Enchants and items! Purchased using in-game Cash, Boss Tokens, and Rare Shards – Premium Fishing that rejuvenates the old system into a rewarding and enjoyable new way to earn loot! – Custom NPCs with dialogues and Quest lines – Free Progression, unlock new ranks, features, commands, and limits through quests and server play time! (Set more homes, access more player vaults, etc.) – Season ending Hardcore event! End the season with a shrinking world border by being the last player alive and win a huge reward going into the next season! – Leveled Mobs that get stronger and tougher as you work your way to the center of the map, offering more rewarding and exclusive loot for those who dare to fight them. (Make sure you’ve got netherite!) – Old 1.18 PVP Combat, McMMO, StatTrackers, Spawners, Server-wide Boosters, Custom Terrain, GUI menus, Bedrock Support, active Discord community, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RivalMC

1.16.2, 1.21, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, Cross-Play, CrystalBox, Discord, Economy, Elytra Box, games, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, OneBlock, Practice, QuickBox, RivalMC, Server, smp, Store, Support, Survival

RivalMC is a top-tier Minecraft Server Network, offering an exciting range of games like Lifesteal SMP, BoxPvP, Elytra Box (QuickBox), Practice, CrystalBox, and much more coming soon. RivalMC boasts a vibrant community, excellent staff, regular giveaways, and an active Discord server.

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` BEDROCK IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` (Port 19132)

Supports versions from 1.16.2 to 1.21!

Join Our Community! – Store: https://store.rivalmc.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/rivalmc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HexSMP- Where Creepers are scarier than taxes! Join us for some explosive fun in our Minecraft server with a twist!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Chat Games	Engage in fun chat games with the community and earn rewards!
Player Economy	Trade, sell, and build wealth in the player-driven economy.
Leveling System	Custom system to enhance your survival adventure.
Custom Fishing	Catch rare items, treasure, and unique gear.
Quests & Skills	Embark on challenging quests and develop your skills.
Furniture	Decorate builds with custom furniture.
Grief Prevention	Protect builds with a land claiming system.
Teams	Form teams with friends and collaborate on projects
Cosmetics & Skins	Personalize character with exclusive cosmetics and skins.
PvP & Dungeons	Test skills in PvP battles or conquer dungeons for loot.
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock compatible for cross-platform play.

FAQs

Q: What makes HexSMP different?

A: HexSMP offers over 100 custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.

Q: Why choose HexSMP?

A: HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active player base.

Q: How can I earn rare rewards?

A: Use the Referral System to refer friends and earn exclusive items and bonuses.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com to start your adventure.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Visit the HexSMP website, read the rules, vote for the server, and join the Discord community.

Have more questions? Feel free to ask below!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ores Mined:	5640

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

Adult, creative writing, Edition, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Sensual, smp, Thread, Water’s Too Cold

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	371247
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LoveCrafted

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Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3030	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

Beirut, BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, disaster relief, explosion, explosive, fear, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, instability, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political unrest, ReBuilding, recovery efforts, social media, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

Analysis, baby, boom, child, crime, criminal justice, data analysis, domestic violence, FamCraft, family, FBI data, findings, homicides, infant, law enforcement, murder, perpetrators, RELATIVES, statistics, study, U.S, victimization, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Paradis

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Pixel Paradis

Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

– Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Furry Maple Spirit Realm

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, extensions, friendly community, Furry, Furry Friendly, furry server, Game, Growing, Join, Maple, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Server List, Server Tags, Slimefun, Small, spirit realm, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, balance, equality, free, gameplay, History, Interaction, multiplayer, organization, private server, Roleplay, roleplay elements, rules, Stable, Survival, Transparent, Vanilla

CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

Our advantages:

– Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

– Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

– Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

– Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

– History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

About the server:

– We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

– Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

– We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

– The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Void Armor Forged:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3502