Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are jealous of Mercedes’ tight and fuckable lil body! Join us for a chance to witness Mercedes slay dragons in hideous outfits that will make you question your fashion sense. Rumor has it that once Mercedes gets a clue, she will start wearing outfits that actually suit her and maybe even change her hair color from something that looks like it was chosen by a blindfolded llama. Don’t miss out on the chance to see Mercedes transform from a fashion disaster to a style icon, only on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY