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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Dimension Hops: 14
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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