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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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