Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 14 Astral Projections Made: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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