Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5243 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2078 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Alien Abductions: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 6588

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoobMaster69

    NoobMaster69
    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mines Excavated: 2203
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Potions Brewed: 84
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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