Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 4514
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Chimeras Created: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 623101
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 653 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Chimeras Created: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 150 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Potions Brewed: 127
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Mines Excavated: 2811 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Animals Bred: 102

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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