Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runes Activated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Farms Harvested: 122

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1428 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 415186 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6230 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 281 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mines Excavated: 4398
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Chimeras Created: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8786

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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