Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4969
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 128
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 254 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Crops Grown: 3044 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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