Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GhostTankers Minecraft Server

    GhostTankers Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

    but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

    so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Farms Harvested: 716 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyRentHikeCraft

    BlockyRentHikeCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

    imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

    plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

    so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 532 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Animals Bred: 91 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineHouse Network

    MineHouse Network

    Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Enchantments Applied: 210
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

    What We Offer
    A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
    Withers
    Minimal rules
    An incredibly bald owner

    Server Details:

    • Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
    • Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
    • Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
    • Location: Montreal, Canada
    • Difficulty: Hard.
    • Rule(s): No Cheating

    FAQ:

    Can I grief other players’ bases?

    While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

    Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

    What happens if I break the rules?

    Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

    World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7778 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

    Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP
    “Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Animals Bred: 149 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoKidsMinecraftServer

    NoKidsMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    TurkeyCraft DishDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

    Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

    So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2723 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

    Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

    So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

    NoobNook: AntiSocCraft
    Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

    HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack
    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KhmerEmpire

    KhmerEmpire

    Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

    The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

    Website Discord IP
    thecavern.net https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt mc.thecavern.net

    Who are we?

    The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

    Key Features

    • Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
    • Player Driven Economy
    • Keep Inventory
    • Dungeon Bosses
    • Custom Fishing
    • Art Map
    • Over 1,000+ Quests
    • Balanced Jobs System
    • Blackmarket NPC
    • Player Markets
    • Player Warps
    • mcMMO
    • Tamable Pets
    • 6 FREE Ranks
    • Secure Trading
    • Dynmap
    • Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
    • Marriages
    • Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 104 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Runes Activated: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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