Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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