Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

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Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

eusurvival

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EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2506	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ores Mined:	9686	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Buildings Constructed:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crops Grown:	1403	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineMagic Minecraft server

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The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	381
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.