Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
Magic Items Found: 4315 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2182

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Emeralds Found: 1267
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2612
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ores Mined: 2653
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 5685 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9403 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Crops Grown: 8788
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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