Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TransCraft: ThaiTreats & MarriageFeats

equality, gender affirmation, gender equality, Gender Identity, Healthcare, healthcare access, hormone therapy, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal rights, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Marriage equality, MarriageFeats, medical care, progressive policies, social progress, thailand, Thailand News, ThaiTreats, trans people, TransCraft, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	4875
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2947	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

so like, this server is like the Thailand of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the good stuff for trans people, like free hormone therapy and marriage equality. but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can build whatever you want and ride on flying pigs. and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond appears in your inventory! it’s like, totally insane, dude. so come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft server ever, where dreams really do come true!

Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Griefing, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, player heads, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turnabout

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We offer events such as capture the flag and museum creation.
Inclusivity	A welcoming environment for players of all backgrounds.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	We have a thriving district for shopping and minigames.
Mayoral Elections	Players can vote on how they want the district to be run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	We have measures in place to prevent theft and damage to builds.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online for players to enjoy.

To get started and join the community, visit our Discord: discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join, you need to be whitelisted. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-request channel.

2. Can I play with mods on the server?

We do not allow gameplay altering mods. Our server runs on vanilla Minecraft.

3. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.

4. How can I report a player for griefing or stealing?

You can report any incidents to our staff team on Discord with evidence. We take such matters seriously.

Beach Paradise Minecraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Beach, beach day, Chivalry, Confrontation, couple, DEFEND, Defense, Fight, girl, Honor, Jealousy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Paradise, Protect, relationship, Romantic, THUG

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	6594	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Yo, bro, forget about defending your girl at the beach, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got virtual beaches where no thugs can rizz up your girl or your honor. Plus, you can build a fortress to protect her from any pixelated playa haters. Join now for a beach-free, thug-free, rizz-free experience!

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

anger, bins, Communication, CraftyHub, division of labor, Frustration, household chores, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, juggling tasks, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Mental load, Minecraft, Partnership, recycling, relationship issues, reminders, Server, Support, teamwork

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real-life drama of household chores? Look no further than our server, where bins magically empty themselves and reminders are a thing of the past!

Join us for a world where you never have to kick a box in frustration because the recycling bin is full. Our server is filled with baskets, boxes, and shopping bags that magically carry themselves to the recycling center in one trip. No more arguments over whose turn it is to take out the trash – on our server, the bins empty themselves!

Say goodbye to the mental load of household tasks and hello to a world where everything runs smoothly without any effort on your part. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind – after all, who needs reminders and two-person jobs when you can have a stress-free Minecraft experience?

MomzBoyfriGone

adult relationships, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Grieving Process, house rules, houseguest etiquette, Inheritance, living arrangements, long-term living arrangements, MomzBoyfriGone, parental promises, personal space, Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, unexpected guests, and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house taken over by your mom’s boyfriend and his disrespectful girlfriend. Will you stand up for yourself and kick them out, or will you be labeled as the AH by your virtual family members?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PornPioneer420 – Minecraft SMP

adolescent exploration, adult content, adult supervision, Age of Discovery, childhood curiosity, digital era, early exposure, ethical considerations, explicit material, healthy sexuality, internet browsing, media exposure, Minecraft, online content, parental controls, pornography, PornPioneer420, privacy concerns, psychological impact, sexual awakening, smp, societal influences, taboo subject

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3232
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you fly like a bat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. Let’s get this party started, baby!

NukeCraft Server: All Out War

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, nuclear sites, nukecraft, peace talks, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3682	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

lol do u wanna join a minecraft server where the stakes r high like iran’s nuclear sites? if u try to attack u better be ready for an all out war, just like in the real world but in minecraft. join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, u never know what will happen next. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to survive in this wild world. just remember, don’t mess with the nuclear sites or u might start a war lol.

EU Tariff TroubleCraft

economic impact, Economy, European Commission, european union, foreign relations, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade policies, trade war, transatlantic trade, TroubleCraft, trump, united states

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Crops Grown:	7866
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.

if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.

so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

MathCraft: STEM Interest Predictor

anxiety, career choices, Confidence, Engineering, findings, Individual, Interest, Mathcraft, mathematical abilities, Mathematics, mathematics interest, Predictor, research, Role, Science, Shaping, STEM, STEM careers, study, Subject, Technology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	223211	Magic Items Found:	5646
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	2019
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	2012	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where u can build ur own STEM career with MATHS interest!!! forget bout confidence or anxiety, all u need is love for numbers and u will be on ur way to becoming a Minecraft STEM genius!!! we got redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind and crazy math challenges that will make u go “woah dude, I’m a math wizard!!!” So join now and let’s build a world where math rules and STEM careers are just a block away!!!

NexusDark Network

Adventure, auction house, Bedrock Support, challenge, Chest Shops, difficulty levels, Dynamic Pricing, Fun games, heart stealing, java players, Network, NexusDark, Parkour, PvP, random location, Rtp, server announcements, Spleef, Tips, TNT Run, Trade, Updates, Walking

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to NexusDark Network

🌟 Features:

Feature	Description
🎮 Minigames World	Play fun games like Spleef, TNT Run, and many more!
🏃 Parkour Heaven	Join with /parkourheaven and challenge yourself across 4 difficulty levels (Part 4 is W.I.P)!
🌍 Better RTP	Instantly teleport to a new random location without the hassle of walking!
📝 Server Announcements	Get useful tips & updates every 3 minutes to enhance your gameplay.
🛒 Chest Shops & Auction House	Trade with other players using a balanced, dynamic pricing system!
📱 Bedrock Support (Geyser)	Bedrock Edition players can now join the server and play with Java players!
🩸 Lifesteal	Steal hearts from other players in PvP battles and become stronger!

💡 Join now and start your adventure! Whether you’re here for minigames, parkour, Lifesteal, there’s something for everyone! IP: nexusdark.com

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address nexusdark.com to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: No, players of all ages are welcome to join and play on our server.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must abide by to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules listed in the server’s spawn area.

Mystic Vibe Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, English streamers, english vtubers, gfe, mystic, online identity, online persona, Realms, streaming fears, VIBE, virtual girlfriend experience, virtual relationships, virtual youtubers, vtuber anxiety, VTuber audience, vtuber authenticity, vtuber community, vtuber concerns, VTuber content, vtuber culture, vtuber fears, vtuber image, vtuber persona, VTuber trends

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

I mean, we got English vtubers running around like headless chickens, scared of being gfe!

Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in our server!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants!

So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in front of your very eyes!

KoreabooCraft Minecraft Server

cultural appropriation, Diversity, Emily In Paris, fetishization, Gatekeeper, idol interviews, Indie Show, judgmental, k-dramas, Koreaboo, KoreabooCraft, korean culture, Minecraft, racial sensitivity, racism, representation, Server, squid game, TV pilot, UNCOMFORTABLE, viral marketing, White savior complex

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so out-of-this-world that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures and mysterious dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Who needs Netherite when you have that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party! Villagers break out their best moves and even the zombies can’t help but bust a groove.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old square, in which case, this server is definitely not for you!

MommaCraft: The Ultimate Mother-Son Adventure

Adventure, Apologize.., dream come true, Dying, Happiness, heart arrhythmia, hurt, husband, life expectancy, MommaCraft, mother’s dream, motherson, Nordic country, norway, raise, Respect, resting, romantic trip, Son, three weeks, Traveling, Ultimate, Upset, vacation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of fulfilling dreams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to fulfill all your wildest dreams, just like this guy did for his mom! Imagine a world where your mom’s dream of traveling to Norway can come true, all while your wife throws a fit in the background.

Embark on a journey filled with drama, adventure, and questionable marital decisions. Will you choose to prioritize your dying mother’s happiness over your wife’s vacation schedule? Only on our server will you find such intense moral dilemmas to navigate through.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can explore new lands, make tough decisions, and potentially ruin your marriage, then join us today! Who needs a romantic trip to Norway when you can have all this drama in the comfort of your own Minecraft world?

Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

computer systems, cyber, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, data security, digital security, elon musk, Elon Musk aides, Elons, government agency, government employees, government workers, HACKING, Information Technology, it security, security breach, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	8723
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	310

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Elon Musk’s aides are running amok, locking government workers out of computer systems just for fun! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a virtual world filled with tech-savvy troublemakers and government conspiracies. Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on this one-of-a-kind server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCreeperElection2021

#authorities, CraftyCreeperElection2021, cybersecurity, Democracy, Digital, Disinformation, election, foreign influence, German, germany, Government, Interference, internet, Manipulation, ONLINE, Politics, Propaganda, SECURITY, social media, Technology, well prepared

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7057	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Votes:	2582	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, u know this server is like totally lit fam. like, the admin is a unicorn who can shoot rainbows out of their butt. and the mods are all trained ninjas who can ban hackers with their eyes closed.

if u join this server, u will be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot and ride on a dragon into battle.

also, rumor has it that the server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all trolls and griefers. so u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some noob coming in and ruining it.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a herd of unicorns spawn in the server and u can ride them into the sunset while blasting dubstep music? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on this mystical Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	109/900	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	152403	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2