Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Farms Harvested: 767 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 143 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2963 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Potions Brewed: 46 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Runes Activated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1824
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4067 Runes Activated: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4149 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6327
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Farms Harvested: 927
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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