Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Buildings Constructed: 8
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mines Excavated: 2188
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Ores Mined: 1020
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 119
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2401 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7221 Falling into the Void: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dimension Hops: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Emeralds Found: 2044 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Towns Built: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2530
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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