Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crops Grown:	2399
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Potions Brewed:	123	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	1700
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Potions Brewed:	126

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Farms Harvested:	267	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6127	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	6498
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	8026	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!