Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Animals Bred:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	141
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Emeralds Found:	7856
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!