Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	283	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	574
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	9669	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Potions Brewed:	135	Players Killed by Monsters:	3121
Dragon Eggs Found:	7285	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	615	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4188	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	242	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Star Shards Collected:	96
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.