Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8302
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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