Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 15 Runes Activated: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3461

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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