Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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