Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Magic Items Found: 6931 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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