Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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