Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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