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Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	161	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	638	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Votes:	3795
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	187	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Farms Harvested:	430	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	835	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mines Excavated:	1136

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	738684
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Potions Brewed:	149
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Votes:	9794
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	108/700	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3