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Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4591	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2595	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Potions Brewed:	147	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	1072	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	251	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2415
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	239630	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	7743	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3153	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mines Excavated:	3057
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4823
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9441
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	112
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Farms Harvested:	341