Mc politica | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Momma’s Minecraft Server – No Fired Employees!

ah, comedy youtube channel, controversy, cookie trade, cookie transfer, employees, Event, family, FIRED, Friends, girl scout, Happiness, Jealousy, Job, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, Server, success, teenage years, Troop Leader, Yelling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1653	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets cookie trades! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of yelling matches over cookie cases and secret teenage shenanigans that could get you fired from your virtual job.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of cookies to go around for everyone, whether you’re into cookie trades or transfers. And who knows, you might even run into a troop leader who’s willing to give away 100 cases of cookies just because.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs in the game are the family dynamics at play. See you there, and remember, watch out for those cookie-stealing creepers!

BeerMatsBanditBanned

aita, Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

ValentineVillager Minecraft SMP

DATING, HEARTBREAK, lonely, love, Minecraft, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, smp, Valentine’s Day, ValentineVillager

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	3342	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4618
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a group of chickens who have formed their own political party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why are you still single on Valentine’s day when you could be finding love and adventure on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyDecadeAchieve

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CraftyDecadeAchieve, cultural shifts, Development, global impact, greatest achievement, historical moments, innovation, Milestones, opinion, progress, recent decade, Science, significant events, societal change, society, success, Technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, Minecraft, nato, political stance, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Starmer, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, Unity, US dismissal

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of the entire UK government?? well look no further cuz this server got starmer himself shouting from the rooftops about how much he supports ukraine joining nato. like, who needs the us when u got starmer on ur side in minecraft, amirite?? come join us for some epic battles and political drama that will make ur head spin. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special skin of starmer in a ukraine flag cape. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be part of history in the making.

PutinCraft: DroneWars

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone attack, DroneWars, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military strike, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, telephone call, trump, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no drone attacks here, just good ol’ fashioned block building fun! our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of international drama. build a house, mine for diamonds, and make friends with players from all over the world! who needs putin and trump when you have creepers and zombies to worry about? join us now and let’s create our own virtual utopia!

Pixel Snowflake Land

Caucasian, cultural identity, definition, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Global, Land, long tail tags, majority, Minority, percentage, PIXEL, Popular, Population, Race, racial makeup, snowflake, social constructs, statistics, white people, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8311	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?

and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.

so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.

BlockParty Politics

abortion rights, Attitudes, Beliefs, blockparty, conservative values, correlation, Covid-19, distrust of institutions, government mandates, INDIVIDUALS, institutional distrust, opposition, pandemic response, political conservatism, Politics, public health mandates, Religion, religious beliefs, research findings, Social Issues, study

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	98	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	67	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?

also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?

oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SqueejCraft

Arguing, Authentic gameplay, Chill, discrimination, Fighting, Freedom to Build, HACKING, Land Claims, multiplayer, PG13 swear filter, premium hardware, quick menu, rules, Semi Vanilla, Set homes, SqueejCraft, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed, x-ray

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mines Excavated:	4481
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Overview

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.

Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.

Rules

– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Q: What type of server is SqueejCraft?

A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Enchanted Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, bullying, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, Edition, Enchanted, Grove, internet forum, Jannie, Loli, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, online etiquette, online harassment, online harassment awareness., online harassment prevention, online moderation, online safety, social media, Thread, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of getting bullied by the jannies on other servers?

Well, come join our Minecraft server where the jannies are too busy building sandcastles to bother you!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and the creepers here are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch your friend in the face while trying to high-five them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those jannies in the dust!

AccessibleCraft Server

accessible bathroom, accessible stall, AccessibleCraft, bathroom usage, cold medication, college buildings, college campus, disability accommodations, IBS, IBS flare, indoor corridors, restroom accessibility, restroom confrontation, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom signs, Server, walker user, wheelchair accessible

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my IBS flair-ups? Look no further! Our server is so accessible, even people with walkers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where even bathroom stall confrontations are part of the excitement. Who needs boring old signs when you can navigate through corridors and breezeways to find the perfect spot to build your virtual empire?

Don’t worry about upsetting any bathroom-goers here – our accessible stalls are open to all, no matter what ailments you may be battling. Plus, with a staff/faculty restroom nearby, you’ll never be caught in a stinky situation again.

So come on over to our server and let your IBS-inspired creativity run wild. Just remember, when nature calls, we’ve got the perfect spot for you – no walker required!

MomGriefer9000

Boundaries, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with grief, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, GRIEVING, insensitive comments, insensitivity, Loss, mental health, MomGriefer9000, personal boundaries, processing grief, self-care, setting boundaries, support system, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Brady’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more plot twists than a soap opera! You’ll never know what crazy antics Brady will pull next. 2. Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form. Who needs drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand in-game? 3. Need a break from the chaos? Explore our beautifully crafted world and build to your heart’s content. Just watch out for any unexpected drama lurking around the corner! 4. Want to test your patience and see if you can handle as much as OP did with Brady? Join our server and see if you can navigate through the drama without losing your cool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and brace yourself for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and friendship!

EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

#gamer, Abilities, Average, Avg, bros, Communication, Confidence, Cooking, Driving, Ego, EgoCraft, fixing things, hobbies, humor, intelligence, leadership, Men, multitasking, overestimation, self-perception, Skills, smp, sports, Stereotypes, Talents

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mines Excavated:	3022	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperConfessions

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperConfessions, EMBARRASSMENT, fetishes, Friends, Honesty, judgment, kinks, Open-mindedness, Personal, privacy, reactions, relationships, Secrets, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	73
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we embrace all kinks and fetishes! From pixelated BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all! Join us and let your freak flag fly high in the world of blocks and creepers. Your friends won’t know what hit them when they see your wild creations!

CraftyPeace Minecraft Server

Call, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, current events, dictated peace, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, rejects, russia, Scholz, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	956	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring peace stuff and go for crazy battles like ukraine but without the real life consequences cuz it’s just a game bro. after u join u can pretend to be trump or putin and have wild phone calls where u make all the rules and cause chaos for europe. it’s like a virtual reality where u can be a dictator or a hero or whatever u want cuz it’s minecraft baby. so come on and join the madness cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Players:	92/300	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6727	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401