Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 282 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Animals Bred: 104
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Farms Harvested: 281
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Towns Built: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Potions Brewed: 78 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Star Shards Collected: 251
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Mines Excavated: 2828
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 102 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SibCraft: Building Bonds

    SibCraft: Building Bonds
    Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

    So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 388025 Villages Defended: 17
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Crops Grown: 2978
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4685 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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